Anti-corruption office opens inside his walk-in wardrobe.

In a bold move for efficiency, the Honourable relocated the anti-corruption office into his walk-in wardrobe, between the beige suits and the slightly more beige suits.

Investigators are now permitted to examine all pockets, provided they knock first, wait outside, and accept a summary of the findings read aloud by the Honourable.

Early results have been promising. Every envelope discovered has been reclassified as stakeholder engagement, and one particularly thick lapel was recognised as a community partner.

The office’s new motto is embroidered on every hanger: “Charity begins at home. So does oversight.”